so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath
his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)
omfg broni friendzoni
I legitimately laughed at this for like ten minutes before hitting reblog
it’s so funny when couples just start dating & they’re always awkwardly holding hands & struggling to keep a conversation going omfg it’s the best
OPENS ANIMAL CROSSING TOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES
RESETTI
OH MY GOD I STARTED TYPING SOMETHING IN A PLACE THAT WASN’T MY KEYBOARD AND IT FREAKED ME OUT BECAUSE I WAS LIKE “WHAT WHERE BUTTONS” WHEN MY KEYBOARD IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DESK I THINK THAT’S A SIGN THAT I SHOULD SLEEP MORE
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
what if someone wrote a book and the plot was basically amazing and the characters were awesome and at the end of the book, you’re dying to know what happens, all you see is a ripped page and the author actually did it on purpose and you’ll never know what happens because all the other published copies are like that too
calm down satan
Time to play a new game:
Make sure John Green doesn’t find the thing
is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am
like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA
like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK
CHOP
KICK
